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Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
Wtf
what the FUCK
SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!
is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist
No no it’s not. Holy shit he was a genius.
Thank this marine biologist for making the greatest classic show ever.
HOLY SCHNIKES
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if you had 6 minutes left to live, what’s the last song you’d listen to
i’d spent the entire 6 minutes trying to pick a song
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Good parents teach you to be kind and humble, honest and hardworking, and to save an unnecessary fuckton of plastic bags under the sink.
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aawb:
Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.
I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now
Yep
The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago
you can’t just say shit like that without a warning
Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….
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Philosophical Science Fiction films (of this century)
“Science fiction is the most important literature in the history of the world, because it’s the history of ideas, the history of our civilization birthing itself. …Science fiction is central to everything we’ve ever done, and people who make fun of science fiction writers don’t know what they’re talking about.”
~ Ray Bradbury
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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
you’re* it’s*
Btw.
I am a man.oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god
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(via trust)
do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management
(via confirmance)
Adults avoid swearing in front of kids as much as kids avoid swearing in front of adults
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The top search on bing is probably “google”
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